Come to the Dark Side. (We have Chocolate)
If Belgian chocolate and health food could have a love child, this would be it. A sumptuous treat of all the best – Dark chocolate, butter and honey. Add serving device of choice. (spoon, strawberry, ice cream, a finger…) While we can’t prove it will make you live longer, it is rumored to extend your night life. Certainly makes a night life more likely… or makes it so you don’t just care.

Note: May increase male life expectancy through soothing of female. Feed one teaspoon per PMS homicidal urge.

Ingredients: Honey, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Sunflower Oil, Vanilla, Salt.

There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.