Even on a bad hair day, you can have all the Sex~a~peel you want – right in a jar. Smooth and subtle at first, the zesty orange flavor entices you for more. This is Chris’s favorite – he insists on personal rigorous quality control of each batch, selfless man.
Try it on a croissant or on a flan. You’ll want to be sitting down, trust us.
Ingredients: Honey, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Sunflower Oil, Vanilla, Salt, Orange Oil.
There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.
Mmmm-Baby! Come chill me ‘til I melt!
The name says it all. No quickie mint here, folks. Just long lasting pleasure you can share, in public, even! The cool bracing peppermint lingers on the tongue, sultry and chilled out. Always leaves you satisfied. Did we mention this was named by the lady customers?
Try it on ice cream, in coffee or hot chocolate. Mmm-mmm-minty.
Ingredients: Honey, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Sunflower Oil, Vanilla, Peppermint Oil, Salt.
There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.
Better Than Sex in Half the Time! (Thanks, Danny!)
Are mornings an evil thing to you? Hot coffee scorching your tongue? Jump start your brain in a kinder, gentler way. Sweet mocha-java, only cooler, richer, unspillable. Caffeinated happiness on a spoon!
Nothing better to wake up the brain for me than coffee, but hot is dangerous when not totally awake. So, in the interests of world peace and reduced commuter accidents, we added the coffee as espresso to our Original BTS and got a toffee bouquet buzz. Try it with crepes or ice cream. Bliss in half the time.
Ingredients: Honey, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Espresso, Vanilla, Sunflower oil, Salt
There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.
Come to the Dark Side. (We have Chocolate)
If Belgian chocolate and health food could have a love child, this would be it. A sumptuous treat of all the best – Dark chocolate, butter and honey. Add serving device of choice. (spoon, strawberry, ice cream, a finger…) While we can’t prove it will make you live longer, it is rumored to extend your night life. Certainly makes a night life more likely… or makes it so you don’t just care.
Note: May increase male life expectancy through soothing of female. Feed one teaspoon per PMS homicidal urge.
Ingredients: Honey, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Sunflower Oil, Vanilla, Salt.
There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.