Tag Archives: dark chocolate

Chocolate Slut

Product ID: 00024-38

MSRP: $3.99

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Chocolate SlutThis proves we never can leave a good thing alone (it might get lonely). We had requests, (okay, demands) for an agave version of our OMFG Chocolate Honey, so back to the kitchen we went and threw ourselves into the task. Much tasting later…Violá! our Chocolate Slut was born! An intensely satisfying fudge brownie as evil as her big brother, only smooth & soft on the tongue. As intense as OMFG, this fem-ultimate fix for chocoholics is deceptively creamy. We class this as medicinal grade chocolate. * Warning: She only looks harmless.
Ready to release your inner hussy? Dare a mélange a troí with brie and Slut on a Nilla wafer. Paint it on a stout glass for a rim job worth 2nds. Go ahead, stick a finger in our Chocolate Slut. You know you want to… she won’t mind.

Ingredients: Agave Nectar, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Vanilla, Salt.

There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.

Naughty Nectar

Product ID: 00024-35

MSRP: $3.99

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Naughty NectarLike all our products, no waxes or fillers, never anything artificial. Just the pure juice from agave cactus pulp sweetens our lightest textured chocolate. A real delicacy, agave sweetened dark chocolate is true chocolate snobbery in the making. For the true chocolate purists, here’s to healthy decadence.

Also perfect for the diabetic jonesing for chocolate, this southwestern temptation delivers on its promise to satisfy. And it never answers the phone when your mother calls. Ain’t life grand?

Ingredients: Agave Nectar, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Vanilla, Salt.

There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.

RazzGasm

Product ID: 00024-29

MSRP: $3.99

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RazzGasmAnother self-explanatory name from our lady customers, this complex layering of red and black raspberry with dark chocolate softly blooms in waves of flavor, leaving a deep satisfying finish that lingers like, well, probably ‘nuf said. (My, is it warm in here?)
Dharma’s personal favorite, she puts in or on most anything edible: coffee, custards, cheesecake, fingers. A real showstopper when applied to truffles. Paired with a stout beer is a delightful life changing sensation. We hear it makes an evil sauce for a pork loin roast.

Ingredients: Honey, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Vanilla, Sunflower Oil, Natural Red Raspberry Extract, Salt, Organic Black Raspberry Oil.

There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.

Sex~A~Peel

Product ID: 00024-26

MSRP: $3.99

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Even on a bad hair day, you can have all the Sex~a~peel you want – right in a jar. Smooth and subtle at first, the zesty orange flavor entices you for more. This is Chris’s favorite – he insists on personal rigorous quality control of each batch, selfless man.
Try it on a croissant or on a flan. You’ll want to be sitting down, trust us.

Ingredients: Honey, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Sunflower Oil, Vanilla, Salt, Orange Oil.

There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.

OrgasMint

Product ID: 00024-21

MSRP: $3.99

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OrgasMintMmmm-Baby! Come chill me ‘til I melt!
The name says it all. No quickie mint here, folks. Just long lasting pleasure you can share, in public, even! The cool bracing peppermint lingers on the tongue, sultry and chilled out. Always leaves you satisfied. Did we mention this was named by the lady customers?
Try it on ice cream, in coffee or hot chocolate. Mmm-mmm-minty.

Ingredients: Honey, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Sunflower Oil, Vanilla, Peppermint Oil, Salt.

There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.

Sex~presso

Product ID: 00024-18

MSRP: $3.99

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Sex~pressoBetter Than Sex in Half the Time! (Thanks, Danny!)
Are mornings an evil thing to you? Hot coffee scorching your tongue? Jump start your brain in a kinder, gentler way. Sweet mocha-java, only cooler, richer, unspillable. Caffeinated happiness on a spoon!

Nothing better to wake up the brain for me than coffee, but hot is dangerous when not totally awake. So, in the interests of world peace and reduced commuter accidents, we added the coffee as espresso to our Original BTS and got a toffee bouquet buzz. Try it with crepes or ice cream. Bliss in half the time.

Ingredients: Honey, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Espresso, Vanilla, Sunflower oil, Salt

There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.

OMFG

Product ID: 00024-15

MSRP: $3.99

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OMFGYes, it means what you think it does. Or, “Ooo, Maximum Fudgy Goodness!” works, too.
When over the top is a good starting place, this is for you. Twice the intense dark chocolate hit as our original, with an eye opening deep resonant tone. If your day is so bad you need Ghandi to save those around you, then OMFG might just do the trick.
As intense as we can get it and not need a HazMat warning, OMFG is the ultimate fix for chocoholics. A great PMS pill, as well. *Warning: More than a tablespoon may cause severe bliss.*

Ready for the challenge? Try pairing OMFG with a Guinness Stout or raspberry cordial. Anything a fudgy brownie goes with, such as, well, a spoon. Where do you think the name came from?

Ingredients: Honey, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Sunflower Oil, Vanilla, Sea Salt.

There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.

Original Sin

Product ID: 00024-9

MSRP: $3.99

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Original SinCome to the Dark Side. (We have Chocolate)
If Belgian chocolate and health food could have a love child, this would be it. A sumptuous treat of all the best – Dark chocolate, butter and honey. Add serving device of choice. (spoon, strawberry, ice cream, a finger…) While we can’t prove it will make you live longer, it is rumored to extend your night life. Certainly makes a night life more likely… or makes it so you don’t just care.

Note: May increase male life expectancy through soothing of female. Feed one teaspoon per PMS homicidal urge.

Ingredients: Honey, Butter, Dark Cocoa, Sunflower Oil, Vanilla, Salt.

There are 3 sizes and 3 prices, the smallest size is listed.